#decoder ring theatre

[saintfu]

From the website:

Decoder Ring Theatre was founded from a desire to breathe new life into the radio drama format, and the tropes and styles of the classic programs of Radio's Golden Age. Here you will find full-length, full-cast tales of mystery and adventure to fire your imagination. For our first eleven seasons, Decoder Ring Theatre released hundreds of full-cast audio drama stories, all of which are available here for free. 

[scarletsaphire]

So I’ve seen a good number of people disappointed over the new scooby doo series, so I thought I’d take the time to tell you about another mystery/comedy that might scratch the itch. It’s a podcats done in the style of old timey radio shows, and is basically the combination of scooby doo and batman.

The masked mystery man known only as the Red Panda, along with his trusty driver Kit Baxter, who joins him in his quest against the forces of evil as the Flying Squirrel, fight super villains, gangs, and mischievous meddling rich folk in 1930’s Toronto. It’s got wonderful characters, vivid voice acting, enough mystery and intrigue to last a couple of weeks (or one if you binge the whole thing, available on spotify) and is funny enough I pulled at least 4 coworkers aside to tell them about the character that was just introduced, Baboon McSmoothie. That’s his actual name.

There’s romance, mystery, magic, mayhem, life lessons, an entire episode written in the rhyme and meter of “Twas a Night Before Christmas”, and a LOT of punching Nazi’s. Which is always a good thing!

Please give it a listen, its so, so good. (And in case anyone was wondering, no I am in no way connected to it. I am simply passionate and want to infect more people with my blorbos.)

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (19-25 May 2024)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

😍 Infinite Coffee & Protection Detail [pts 3-8] (owlet) - 192K total, includes main recovery fic The Long Road Begins at Home plus several shorter vignettes/episodes. My day/life/mood is always immeasurably improved by reading this series.

😊 Sorry Charlie Miller (Tanner Cohen, author; full voice cast) - Zachary Quinto is the main star of this original audio fiction in podcast format. It's a comical, catty, campy, mystery that was very entertaining. It gave me mild Hiaasen vibes and hearing ZQ play an absolute hot mess detective wannabe that's all of those above adjectives was pretty great. Much silly fun.

😍 Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction (galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt) - reread for Stucky Book Club and it apparently has been over 2 years since my last read, so it was about time! It's the clownfish AU and it's a classic and a legend for a reason. Another one that improves my day/life/mood every time.

💖💖 +147K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

SPELEVINK (Ginny_Potter) - MCU: stucky, 9K - cute, slightly cracky little fic feat. IKEA

like heaven stood up in you (napricot) - MCU: stucky, 9K - you had your soul with you #1 - endgame fix-it with reverse time heist - genuinely zero memory of reading these which is weird because they are so good! I fucking BOOKMARKED THEM!

find a way to forgive myself (napricot) - MCU: stucky, 34K - you had your soul with you #2 - alternate 2012 timeline created during prev story

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

That '90s Show - s1, e3-4

The Unicorn - s1, e2

Game Changer - s6, e2

The Brokenwood Mysteries - s10, e4

Smartypants - s1, e3

Um, Actually - s6, e7

D20: Misfits & Magic - "The Chosen Ones" (s10, e1)

D20: Adventuring Party - "Cluck If You Buck" (s5, e1)

Dead Boy Detectives - s1, e2-4

D20: Fantasy High: Junior Year - "Ragenarok (Part 2)" (s21, e20)

D20: Adventuring Party - "Gotta Wrap It Up" (s16, e20)

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

⭐ Hit Parade - Be My Baby-Baby-Baby Edition

Re: Dracula - May 19: Surely in the Toils

Working - A Much-Needed History of Queer Women’s Spaces

Persuasion by Jane Austen - Persuasion 2. | Past Persuasions

Persuasion by Jane Austen - Persuasion 3. | The Captain's Return

The Fandom Show - The Mummy (1999)

WikiHole - Pilates (with John Early, Kate Berlant and Claudia O'Doherty)

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Ludlow Massacre Site

Persuasion by Jane Austen - Persuasion 4. | Perpetual Estrangement

Worlds Beyond Number - WWW #15: Hold On Tight

Worlds Beyond Number: Fireside - Fireside Chat for WWW ep15 "Hold On Tight"

Dinner’s on Me - George Takei

Vibe Check - I’ll Dip Into Her Dark Waters

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Does IF capture the magic of its Pixar inspiration?

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - A Rogue Trip with Amir Siraj

Outward - Behind the Scenes of ��Gays Against Briggs’ with Christina Cauterucci

Decoder Ring - Why Are We Still Using Fat Suits?

⭐ 99% Invisible #583 - The Lost Subways of North America

Wild Card - Ada Limón doesn't want all the answers

⭐ The Atlas Obscura Podcast - A Daring Story of Freedom with Edda Fields-Black

⭐ Twenty Thousand Hertz+ - Silent Sea

Shedunnit - The A.A. Milne Mystery

History Is Sexy #87 - Janina's Top 3 Shipwrecks

Re: Dracula - May 24: It Never Rains but it Pours

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga And What's Making Us Happy

It's Been a Minute - The Real Housewife-ification of Congress; And, 25 years of being pilled by The Matrix

What Next: TBD - Scarlett Johansson vs OpenAI

Dear Prudence - My Nonreligious Boyfriend Is Meeting My Ultra-Religious Parents. Help!

Re: Dracula - May 25: Mingle Our Weeps

⭐ Slow Burn - Gays Against Briggs | 1. A Hotbed of Homosexuality

⭐ Slow Burn - Gays Against Briggs | 2. Defend Our Children

⭐ Slow Burn - Gays Against Briggs | 3. Harvey Milk vs. the Machine

⭐ Slow Burn - Gays Against Briggs | 4. You Must Come Out

⭐ Slow Burn - Gays Against Briggs | 5. Strange Bedfellows

Under the Influence - Die Another Day: Reviving Old Commercials

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

'80s Pop Party

Presenting Bonnie Raitt

Billy Joel

Rock Radio • 1970s

my Feel Good Supermix

[half-deadmagicperson]

So recently I started listening to the RPA podcast, and the brain rot is absolutely consuming me (I blame @scarletsaphire ). Anyways, I love the characters and the storylines so far, and I highly recommend it!!

(I don't own these characters btw, they belong to Gregg Taylor)

[thepeachgreentea]

I was listening to episodes of Red Panda Chronicles earlier (again) and it clicked why the love square is so good and why I am so invested in them even after all this time - it's the same reason I have listened to all the episodes for Decoder Ring Theatre multiple times. The banter and the tension, the way they have each other's backs, the way they care about each other So Much (the love and near obsession)... just *chef's kiss*

And so I started trying to figure out a Red Panda AU but there are two ways to go about it and I don't know which one is better.

Option 1 is Adrien as Red Panda and Marinette as Flying Squirrel and Option 2 is the reverse with Marinette as Red Panda and Adrien as Flying Squirrel

So, Option 1:

Adrien as the Red Panda leans into his Rich Boy background and allows him to have the opportunity to Show off his brains that we are told exist and this role lets him do the Brainy role because it is science based and he does a lot of inventing. He is also oblivious (to her feelings at least, he is aware of his own)

It would also be interesting to see Adrien in the leader and the Brain role rather than Marinette, but at the same time part of why ML is great as is is due to having Mari in that role...

ANYWAY, I would have Adrien keep the Chat Noir name and persona rather than Red Panda, and he would definitely lean more into the Animal characteristics and costuming than Panda.

Cat Eyes instead of the blank white eyeballs

He would keep the Suit, that's such a look, but would tweak it: Cat Ears on the Fedora or some type of hat that looks more like cat ears, and the colors would change - more black and green, obviously

He might keep the claws too as an extra weapon during hand-to-hand combat

It would be a little bit of whimsy for OG Adrien if RPanda Adrien had the cat boots too, but I think the practicality of not having to change boots/shoes too much when suiting up would win out

The wanting to get into crime fighting "to push back the darkness" and to make up for his family being unrepentant capitalists fits Adrien I think, especially when also looking at how Panda views his civilian persona with distaste and views his hero self as who he Actually is. Which parallels the fandom "true self" ideas for CN but I think in this case, Adrien would be separating himself from his civilian persona - especially if he had been a model at some point before he took up the hero mantle.

He would also get to travel to get all that training - detective work, Mind Powers (Hypnosis), fighting, and magic, etc

You Know Adrien would love the Hypnosis powers, this is the same kid who learned morse code at 14

Also, his civilian persona is the vacuous playboy trope, but he is constantly forgetting dates or standing them up for crime-fighting (paralleling canon Kagami relationship)

Also, the scandal in Society because he has a female driver!! what gall

Marinette as the Flying Squirrel/Kit Baxter

SO the best part of this (in my head at least) is that they start out knowing identities, because RPanda trains the Squirrel but it is still years of romantic tension because Rich Elite Billionaire "Playboy" is her boss as a civilian and also in hero work (not that they aren't Partners, but there is still more of a Hero/Sidekick dynamic) and the DENIAL is strong on both sides - and neither make a move for years until Danger and life-threatening events happen.

Back to Marinette - There is definitely an awareness of Self in both identities. I think she would be a driver but also more assistant than Kit does - Adrien might be more involved in the Family company than RPanda but only marginally so Marinette might pick that up more - especially since I am not 100% sold on her becoming a journalist like Kit does later in the series. But it might make sense for the universe and getting information later. So... undecided.

I can see her staying as Ladybug as well. But definitely merging the costumes more - the Flying Squirrel membranes could also work as Ladybug wings. But again color dynamics would need to change - there's a lot of stakeouts and hiding in the shadows so it would need to be more Stealth than a Bright Ladybug Red. Probably incorporate more black and then having red accents.

The fun part would be meshing the Flying Squirrel chaos persona with Marinette's - so the flirting and testing boundaries but also the Feral-ness when fighting: Kicking Ass, Taking Names, and Knocking out Teeth all with a laugh and a grin. But also the flying/gliding through the city. I think this would just be a very confident but feral Marinette who is aware of her self but unsure of His feelings and so is constantly trying to figure it out and what makes him tick.

Also parallels canon with the concern for her partner and wanting to make sure he's okay and just Caring So Much (at least when canon is being Good)

Also, the Flying Squirrel Hates time travel.... which definitely matches up with Maribug

The two of them are just aware of each other all the time and can read each other's minds (even if one of them technically can do that all the time with basically everyone) but also trying to sneak up on each other and surprise them.

And the banter??? Off the charts, and half of it toes the edges of flirting and the other half definitely is flirting.

Option 2:

Marinette as Billionaire Secret Hero and Resident genius -

I think this one ties into Ladybug as the leader of the miraculous team, and the Brains - the one with the Plans. It would definitely lean into her mad genius side with her booby traps, engineering, and creative side. Also all of her work as guardian and doing the spells and such.

Red Panda is often very locked down emotionally and in denial which also fits Maribug, imo. Especially in this case purposeful obliviousness to his feelings and locking down her own for him as much as possible

I am not sure how to do costumes for this one Because I think it would be hilarious if Maribug is fighting in a 3-piece suit and trenchcoat complete with a hat and if Adrichat is the one in a catsuit, because of the way that it flips the traditional costuming dynamic. But at the same time, it makes more sense for Ladybug (size and identity-wise) to have the wings and for Chat Noir to Not Have Them. So I think this would require some Mix-and-Matching. A Chat Noir catsuit but add a trench coat. And maybe something a little more Kim Possible for a Ladybug as Red Panda costume.

Marinette getting the training for the Hypnosis powers would be the hardest part I think, because of the personal calm and having to sit still for long periods of time (because canon says days at a time meditating) because Marinette is definitely not a Quiet and Calm person.

But the detective skills definitely make sense for Marinette as well as some of the other skills that Red Panda has.

Adrien as Kit Baxter/The Flying Squirrel parallels really well personality-wise - partly the chaos and showing off the physical skills (and the physique) as well as the Flirting and boundary testing. There's definitely a lot of Dare-devil personality in the both of them, and Adrichat definitely leans towards physical combat and fisticuffs which is definitely a favorite of Kit's (also just the Kit->Kitten->Chat thing, even if her name is Katya shhhhh)

I also think Adrien having Kit's career path would be a lot of fun, and he would also pick up all the training that Red Panda/Ladybug would give him really fast.

And Marinette fighting crime to improve her city and help its citizens definitely makes sense, but their backgrounds would also have to be switched to make it make sense in terms of the Red Panda universe. Her sense of justice would be really strong, and in a setting where there is pushback for being the heir to the family company and fortune (without a husband) because of her being a woman would definitely push that dynamic forward.

And Adrien as Kit suspecting her as being Pandabug that he takes a job with her (the scandal then is that she hired this driver because of his looks and everybody suspecting and gossiping about what else he does for her) and then just pretending for months that he doesn't know because Marinette would definitely still not be great at lying. Until eventually it is revealed that he knows and then works his way into being the sidekick.

But him being a Ladybug fanboy is definitely a big part of why he takes the job and wants to work for and eventually with her, let alone the reason he starts falling for her. (But also yes she's so pretty)

Other stuff:

I haven't really thought about setting (location and time) let alone villains. But I think it would definitely be more Red Panda types of magic rather than ML types, so no kwamis at least as they exist in canon. Could probably incorporate them somehow in terms of the Council of Mages and The Stranger.

If one of them doesn't become a journalist to have access to information for cases then Alya would definitely make sense - but not have her killed like Jack Peters was. So either that story line never happens or she is one of the agents who gets transferred there when something happens to a different agent.

If it is the Marinette as Kit version, then Tom would make sense for having taught her boxing (and Sabine as Kit's mom would be highly entertaining). I Do Not Know what to do with Adrien's family in option 2 because 👀👀👀 y i k e s. His family makes so much more sense for him as the Red Panda version.

Oh my god Luka as Andy Parker would make a lot of sense because he would be an agent and definitely was crushing on Ladybug/flying squirrel but I Cannot picture Luka as a cop so hmmmm

Manon as Harry "Eagle Eyes" Kelly makes a lot of sense, especially then later becoming a cub reporter (but I don't know about having Manon become the Black Eagle later that... could get messy - would definitely require some character development since there isn't a lot in canon to work with for this aspect)

I think that's all I have at this point...

[oregoncoastfox]

Jack Justice and Trixie Dixon have definitely had the biggest impact in how I live my life, and practically everything from Decoder Ring Theatre has influenced me to one degree or another.

Here's something I'm always curious about, who're everyone's podcast "blorbos"? The characters that work the various chemistries and mechanisms of your brain?

[personarider]

The Vengeance of Angela Nolan - The Shadow 17-43 - RPR Special 4.5

Listen to the forty-third episode of the seventeenth season of The Shadow, "The Vengeance of Angela Nolan" which originally aired - June 27, 1954! #TheShadow #AudioDrama #OldTimeRadio #RadioDrama

Listen to the forty-third episode of the seventeenth season of The Shadow, “The Vengeance of Angela Nolan” which originally aired – June 27, 1954! LINKS Red Panda Adventures from Decoder Ring Theatre The Shadow Radio Shows

[scarletsaphire]

I feel like I’m going to have to start posting content about the red panda if I ever want to see people doing anything with it. It won’t work. But like, be the change you want to see in the world yknow?

[biologicalfandomhippo]

Things in Bix Banderson Vs. The Universe that make me emotional, because I love this radio show that nobody's heard of and you can't stop me from talking about it. (Spoiler alert if you plan on listening to the show (you should. it's free))

the fact that if you think about it slorth and mokso were the ones inadvertently responsible for the revolution.

Bix taking one look at the way that Slorth and Mokso we're treating Echo and immediately just deciding. Yep this robot is my brother now. And also the fact that he had no problems with throwing those two out onto an underdeveloped planet to die.

Bix being 100% willing to torture himself with the mental reprogrammer so that he can learn how to save the universe

Echo teaching Bix how to use the mental reprogrammer and then taking care of him when he knocks himself out with it

Echo slow resignation that Bix is going to call him his brother and there's nothing he can do about it

Thirteens entire character arc, as he overcomes his brainwashing and shifts from being an accidental prisoner to being a member of the team. Excuse me while I cry.

Freebird being a 100% underrated character, trying to overcome her past as she gains her freedom and autonomy. There's a lot there.

Thera being both a princess and a general, and being the only character on the ship to keep her original name, as she's the only one who is already happy with who she is.

Honestly I could probably do a whole nother post about the significance of all of the names to the characters storys and relationships to one another. There is so much there.

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (12-18 May 2024)

the fucking contempt that dripped from his voice!

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

😊 Tea and No Sympathy (who_la_hoop) - 70K, drarry - enjoyable enough, set 2 yrs post war, draco gets stuck in a time loop & learns some things

😊 That's What You Get For Waking Up In Vegas (Oh_i_swear & ThePirateStorm) - 96K, shrunkyclunks - cute & entertaining - ymmv depending on your threshold for lots of britishisms in the dialogue of two ostensibly american guys + highly unrealistic kid behavior

😊 head above water (yourblues) - 91K, hocky rpf, started almost too slow burn for me since I don't know the characters involved but well written & compelling enough that I wanted to know & then about halfway thru I was fully in

😍 This, You Protect (Infinite Coffee & Protection Detail #1) (owlet) - 64K, recovering WS Stucky, one of the preeminent classics in the Stucky fandom featuring Cat Eleanor, The Olds, grilled cheeses and sheep pj pants.

💖💖 +56K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

Kelly, the Well-Meaning and Very Confused Barista (chaya) - MCU: barbershop quartet, 6K - "An outside observer confuses the 'barbershop quartet' as one woman with a really bad habit for cheating. Complete fluff." - I really love a well-done outsider POV

and now you will not be alone any more (pocky_slash) - X-Men: cherik, 5K - "Erik gives driving, sewing, and cooking lessons, soothes nightmares, bolsters self-esteem, and still can't figure out why Charles keeps smiling at him like that." - love stories where Erik's like a feral cat that accidentally domesticates itself without realizing it

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Girls5eva - s1, e2

That '90s Show - s1, e1-2

The Unicorn - s1, e1-2

QI - series U, e9-15

Murdoch Mysteries - s16, e21

The Brokenwood Mysteries - s10, e3

Dead Boy Detectives - s1, e1

D20: Fantasy High: Junior Year - "Ragenarok (Part 1)" (s21, e19)

D20: Adventuring Party - "Only Cowgirls Get the Blues" (s16, e19)

Doctor Who - s1 (series 14), e3

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Musée Mécanique

Re: Dracula - May 12: What Manner of Man is This

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - To the Moon and Back with Rebecca Boyle

Shedunnit - Bonus: The Chalet School

The Sporkful - Bringing Georgia O’Keeffe To Life With Her Recipes

99% Invisible #581 - It's Howdy Doody Time!

Decoder Ring - How the Jalapeño Lost Its Heat

WikiHole - Nathan Lane (with Zach Woods, Jeff Hiller and Katie Dippold)

Under the Influence - The Gong Show: Ads That Could Never (Ever) Run Today

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Bonnie and Clyde Ambush Museum

WikiHole - Patrick J Adams (with Bowen Yang, Mary Beth Barone and Marie Faustin

Points North - The Legend of Heike's Tombs

The Allusionist - 194. Word Play 4: Good Grids

Pop Culture Happy Hour - I Saw the TV Glow is weird and transfixing

Switched on Pop - Is pop music just fast food? (with Gastropod)

The Fandom Show - 29: The Golden Girls (with Tricia Black)

Dinner’s on Me - Zachary Quinto

99% Invisible #582 - Rocket Man

Vibe Check - Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud

Re: Dracula - May 15: Lizard Fashion

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Looking to the past and future of Black Twitter

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Underwater Sculpture Gardens

Welcome to Night Vale #248 - Mother Lauren

The Fandom Show - (NEW) Doctor Who

Re: Dracula - May 16: This Man Belongs to Me

Wild Card - Why Chris Pine gave up on being perfect

Wild Card - Chris Pine on performing the role of "movie star" + more Issa Rae (Wild Card+)

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Gabbing Goblins with Colin Dickey

Dinner’s on Me - Harry Shum Jr.

Persuasion by Jane Austen - Persuasion 1. | Meet the Elliots

The Fandom Show - Our Flag Means Death

Short Wave - Scientists Reveal Mysterious Origin of Baobab Trees, Rafiki's Home in 'The Lion King'

Dear Prudence - My Mom Forgot to Take Her Medicine and “Accidentally” Made Racist Remarks. Help!

It's Been a Minute - Bumble & the trap of modern dating; plus, living ethically in COVID's aftermath

Endless Thread - Catfish for dinner

Strong Songs - "Easter Theatre" by XTC

Dinner’s on Me - Danielle Brooks

Re: Dracula - May 18: It was No Dream

99% Invisible - The Power Broker #05: Brandy Zadrozny

Wait Wait… Don't Tell Me! - Maya Hawke

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Sweetheart Soul

The Romantics Radio • Familiar

The Essential Survivor [Survivor] {2014}

My Supermix

AM In The A.M.: '70s Pop Morning

"Beach Baby" [First Class] radio

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

Man I've been spoiled silly by all these extremely queer podcasts and now I'm hooked on decoder ring theater and im like.... welp... I love this a lot but it could be gayer

[pastrytown]

I don’

t care what decoder ring theatre says Trixie Dixon Girl Detective is a gay lesbian.  leave me alone

[personarider]

The White Legion - The Shadow 1-26 - RPR Special 3.5

Listen to the twenty-sixth episode of The Shadow, "The White Legion" which originally aired March 20, 1938! #TheShadow #AudioDrama #OldTimeRadio #RadioDrama

Listen to the twenty-sixth episode of The Shadow, “The White Legion” which originally aired March 20, 1938! LINKS Red Panda Adventures from Decoder Ring Theatre The Shadow Radio Shows

[revflooper]

I’m relisteng to bits of Decoder Ring Theatre.

Man. Weston is. The Best.

“I don’t need a mask. I have a shotgun.”

[afewnovelideas]

If you are interested in film noir/1940s-50s style gumshoe detective stories, I would like to recommend Black Jack Justice by Decoder Ring Theater. It was in active production several years back and they haven't put out any full cast episodes in years, but on the website and on podcast apps they have about 13 seasons worth of episodes to listen to. The banter between all the characters is incredible, especially between Jack Justice and his partner in the detective agency Trixie Dixon.

If you're into modern-day zombie stories like The Walking Dead, then you might like the podcast series "We're Alive". This is another long running one that's got over 14 years worth of episodes as well. This is a story that starts off with the breakout of a zombie apocalypse breaking out in Los Angeles, CA of all places.

If you would prefer a series that has a lot of one-shot episodes (though there are some mini-series sprinkled throughout) you should look up "19 Nocturne Boulevard". These are short self contained stories with full cast episodes. The stories themselves are of the strange and supernatural and weird. Think like old-school radio shows like X Minus One or TV shows like The Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits. WARNING: the website itself is super old and kinda janky, but the episodes themselves are really, really good. If you can look this up on your favorite podcast app, it will make finding/downloading episodes SO MUCH EASIER.

So I now have a >1hr commute 3-4x a week. I need narrative podcasts and I know nothing about podcasts.

I'm considering getting into WTNV? I guess? It's literally the only one I know of with a narrative.

Suggestions????

[unicornsandfibonacci]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red Panda Adventures (Podcast), Black Jack Justice, The Penumbra Podcast Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Sir Caroline (Penumbra Podcast), Victor Sabien (Black Jack Justice), Chief O'Malley (Red Panda Adventures), Captain Omar Khan (Penumbra Podcast) Additional Tags: Crossover, interdimensional fuckery, I just. Decoder Ring Theatre is my childhood okay?, Nobody knows what it is but that aint gonna stop me, and also the parallels btwn DRT and TPP are actually super intriguing?, tldr someone please give these poor law enforcement professionals a break Summary:

Four very tired law enforcement professionals step out of their offices in four very different places at four very different times and find themselves all trapped in the same nondescript room with no exit behind them and a banner in front of them reading: "Welcome, Long-Suffering Fictional Policepersons and Associated Archetypes! Take a Seat! Have Some Cake!"

None of them are entirely sure what to do with this situation.

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YO UUHHHHH I JUST WROTE MY VERY FIRST FANFIC

It’s about side characters in two different podcasts! One of which is so obscure that only two people I know in real life and like maybe three others on the internet listen to!! yay!!!

Anyway, I might add more chapters at some point? Hopefully with something actually resembling plot? Also, because it involves a mysterious and convenient extradimensional space, I might add cameos from other podcasts and the like. We’ll see where the mood takes me.